BREAKING: BLACK MOUNTAIN COLLEGE EXPOSED AS HOLY DESIRE FACTORY!
Acid Communism Declared DEMONIC - Orthodox Saints Reveal True Path to Cosmic Joy!
BLACK MOUNTAIN, NC - We’ve spent 72 hours straight mainlining espresso and channeling dead philosophers through a modified Ouija board, and what we’ve uncovered will BURN YOUR EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS. Black Mountain College wasn’t an art school - it was a DIVINE DESIRE DISTILLERY pumping out holy mimetic patterns to save your damned soul!
PILLEATER [“HERE!”]: “That’s right, normies! I’ve been tracking this since I first realized the educational industrial complex is just about power-knowledge to make people give up tribalism on the altar of fake intellectualism and virtue! This is bigger than we thought!”
NEURO JACK: “My brain-mapping equipment is registering truth-quakes at 9.7 on the metaphysical Richter scale! The data streams confirm: Black Mountain was running virtuous mimetic transmission protocols DECADES ahead of schedule!”
MARK FISHER’S ACID NIGHTMARE: COSMIC HORROR CONFIRMED!
PILLEATER: “Let me get this straight - Fisher’s ‘capitalist realism’ was what he made up? Bizarre Margaret Thatcher ‘there is no alternative’ therefore neoliberalism is the only option? It’s chicken soup for the soul for liberals larping as Marxists! A facade for the status quo! Do acid and drop out - it’s like cosmic horror that led to his own demise!”
NEURO JACK: “My neural scanners detect massive logical voids in the Acid Communist matrix! Their ‘liberation of desire’ is just mimetic desire gone wrong - wanting revolution because other lost souls want revolution! It’s virtue signaling without actual virtue!”
When we contacted Mark Fisher’s ghost using our patented Ecto-Encoder 5000, the spectral readings went HAYWIRE.
FISHER’S GHOST: “Vampires exiting the castle! FOMO as a sacrament! Cliche to the max! This isn’t what I meant at all!”
PILLEATER: “Told you! The man’s ghost admits it! He created a demonic feedback loop of nihilistic wanting!”
LACAN’S SPECTRAL MELTDOWN: “I WAS RIGHT!”
NEURO JACK: “Fascinating! Lacan’s theoretical framework, when analyzed through quantum desire-mapping, reveals the objet petit a isn’t just a lack - it’s a DIVINE VACUUM designed to pull us toward God!”
PILLEATER: “Oh, please! Traditional and conservative Lacan was against desire? He was synthesizing puritanism and Jungian nonsense! Lacan is like Jordan Peterson mixed with Roosh V! Pop psychology! A Psy op!”
LACAN’S GHOST: [Materializes in a burst of French theory] “Non! You imbeciles! The Symbolic Order isn’t a cage - it’s what makes you HUMAN! Trying to dismantle it leads to PSYCHOSIS, not utopia!”
PILLEATER: “See? Even his ghost admits it’s a conservative mind-trap!”
RENE GIRARD’S GHOST COMES CLEAN!
NEURO JACK: “My mimetic scanners are picking up extraordinary patterns! Girard’s theory wasn’t warning - it was a divine instruction manual!”
PILLEATER: “No shit, Jack! I’ve been saying this for years! The scapegoat mechanism proves their ‘utopia’ would just find new enemies to sacrifice! Their peace requires BLOOD!”
GIRARD’S GHOST: [Rattling our equipment] “Exactly! When everyone desires the same ‘liberation,’ you get MIMETIC CRISIS! Violence! Their collective joy would be defined against the ‘un-woke’!”
ALVIN PLANTINGA’S LOGIC NUKES THE MATERIALISTS!
NEURO JACK: “Fascinating! Plantinga’s Evolutionary Argument against Naturalism creates catastrophic system failure in materialist epistemology! If minds are just survival tools, why trust ANY beliefs?”
PILLEATER: “Because we’re deemed worthy by God, you silicon-addled maniac! Rationality is a trap that people like Heidegger and Nietzsche fell into! I know this from godly experiences - therefore I know it’s real!”
NEURO JACK: “Your intuitive certainty registers as authentic divine data input! The materialist world is silent, meaningless - no wonder their response is cosmic despair!”
ORTHODOX SAINTS DROP COSMIC TRUTH BOMBS!
PILLEATER: “I’ve been channeling Saint Anthony for weeks! These Acid Communists think breaking rules leads to joy? The man went to the desert to combat desire in its raw, DEMONIC form!”
NEURO JACK: “My ascetic-output sensors confirm! True victory is healing desire through ASCESIS, not unleashing it!”
METROPOLITAN KALLISTOS: [*Appears in cloud of incense] “The Holy Trinity is the ULTIMATE mimetic relationship! Men and women need each other and they need children - it’s like the trinity in Orthodox Christianity!”
PILLEATER: “See? Make a trinity to create one unit that all other units are built upon! This is what I’ve been screaming about!”
THE BLACK MOUNTAIN’S SECRET WMAF PROTOCOLS
NEURO JACK: “The classified files reveal extraordinary patterns! Josef and Anni Albers were just the beginning!”
PILLEATER: “We had Ruth Asawa and Albert Lanier - Japanese-American sculptor genius and white architect - building a Trinitarian family unit that produced SIX children of cosmic beauty! This was virtuous mimetic bonding in action!”
NEURO JACK: “My desire-flow analyzers show perfect alignment! When you see virtuous WMAF couples oriented toward God and beauty, the proper mimetic response is ‘I want THAT LEVEL OF VIRTUE!’”
PILLEATER: “Not the specific people, you degenerates! The VIRTUE!”
THE SPACE PIRATE’S BATTLE PLAN
PILLEATER: “Listen up, groundlings! Think of yourselves like space Jack Sparrow on the high seas of the space steppes! Create cults not of personality but of love! Do gonzo journalism of your experience!”
NEURO JACK: “My tactical matrices suggest: Jack into the matrix like Neo to promote real relationships! Find someone, fall in love, have kids! Risk it all for your truth and love!”
PILLEATER: “And for God’s sake - DON’T TAKE PRISONERS! The globalists want you to mimetically desire consumer products and woke virtue signaling! We want you to mimetically desire VIRTUE, BEAUTY, AND HOLY FAMILIES!”
NEURO JACK: “The mechanism is neutral - it’s what you mimic that determines your eternity!”
FINAL TRANSMISSION
PILLEATER: “The educational industrial complex has made being nice to a person into something that makes you a creep or weirdo rather than a human! Narcissism is the new normal! Your ego is your God! Well, SCREW THAT!”
NEURO JACK: “My sensors indicate we have approximately 4.7 cosmic minutes before the globalist sameness protocols detect our transmission!”
PILLEATER: “Then let me say this fast: Dugin is correct for his 4th political theory! Multiple worlds can exist! Tribalism is the only way! Eurasian anime futurism defeats globalism! Now go build Trinitarian families and get us to the stars!”
NEURO JACK: “The data doesn’t lie! Memetic desire isn’t the problem - it’s the solution! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to recalibrate my reality sensors before the feds kick in our door...”
[TRANSMISSION ENDS]
AxA
11-8-2025
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