The first pilleater promotional letter
A letter sent on 10-19-2016
The following is an email sent to Robert Stark on October 19th, 2016, on an upcoming podcast that would debut the internet personality of pilleater. While the pilleater brand was created on April 5th, 2009 on YTMND.com, the following letter was meant as an outline to introduce pilleater as a YouTube commentator. These notes were later presented in his debut podcast on The Stark Truth on November 3rd, 2016.
This letter symbolizes a brand mission that has been in place for almost a decade. Funny, jarring, offensive, troll-y. and everything artsy about the typos and sheer unapologetic energy.
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I’m pilleater. Currently, I am a college student. I will graduate this December and be freer to do what I want. I am an internet artist, a musician, and now a writer. I have many art projects online…
…I’m pilleater. That’s not my real name, but it is my YTMND name. I have been on YTMND since December 2008 (under “Cattankz”), and “pilleater” is my main account. The name is a joke on “inkdrinker” another famous YTMND user. I originated the “Oh Yeah I’m Mr.Krabs” fad on YTMND, and YTMND users, like Johnnylurg, SantabotAI, and Suzanne, with whom I am good friends, reposted the site and helped create “pilleater” as a brand name. There is a lot of history on YTMND, and I love users like GeneralFod, Famery-Gai, and their sites that are so original and interesting. But I’ve been doing it for some time now. Unfortunately, I keep hearing that Max is going to shut down YTMND, so all my sites will be deleted. Hopefully not. So view then why you can.
But when I was 15, I first read a book called “Evasion” by Crimthinc—the anarchist collective. I was really into Anarchist politics when I was young.
And then a year later, I was somewhat of a popular chip tune musical named DJ Qudo. I had a 7-inch and everything, I was into the punk scene, and played live shows in Philadelphia. You can find a recording of a show I did in 2010 on last.fm. …A very young me. My favorite band at the time was Whitehouse, and I listened to all the knock-off bands, like xRotten Noisex and maybe to some extent Anal Cunt. Whitehouse has had a huge influence on me.
And then I got into Digital Hardcore. I saw Realicide, Mavis Concave, I was a big fan of Atari Teenage Riot and KMFDM, and I wanted to make gabber punk music. Recently, I saw Oneotrix Point Never, who is cited as the very first vaporware musician, and his music would be considered to be Digital Hardcore. I love it. Also, you can find a very young me at a Realicide show moshing (from 2009!!). Very funny and embarrassing. Realicide has a kind of Anarcho-Theory that I like, but I outgrew it. I had a digital hardcore band myself, called “My Melody” about the cartoon show My Life as a Teenage Robot, and it was like gabber screams. I have the tapes, but it’s hard to find the music online. I was in a shitcore band too called “Zombies on Skyscrapers” and “Deaths Obituary” which you can still find on YouTube.
But my favorite genre of music is eurobeat. Eurobeat is the ultimate dance and electronic genre I have ever listened to. It is basically an evolution from Italo Disco in the mid-80s, and since the late 80s and 90s, Eurobeat was a sped-up, formulaic music of Italo. The name for the genre was coined by the Japanese to refer to white Italian people making electronic Enka music for them. But this genre of music would be the pure definition of what I would call “Asian-Ayranism” or white people donning Japanese aesthetics and living life like an anime. People like Donald Keene, Edward Seidensticker, Jack Seward, Alan Watts, and even Jared Taylor would be ideal philosophers of “Asian-Aryanism” more on that later. But Eurobeat is defined by Nord Lead Synths, or the “Sabi”; you can read all about it on the Wikipedia page. People like Bratt Sinclaire and singer Dejo defined the music. I would argue that Eurobeat is really the genre of music made by Dave Rodgers and Bratt Sincalire, like Digital Hardcore is to Alec Empire. You know, many spins of joke genres are the products of a musician’s work of art,t really. But I love the singers too. Like Elena Gobbi, or Virginelle, and Norman Sheffield, or Chiara De Pieri. Clara Moroni. You see, there are a bunch of great Italian singers, but they used a list of fake names all the time, which is somewhat hilarious, but their work is genius. Every time I listen to Clara Moroni, my bones chill.
But then I started listening to ReasonRadioNetwork, and I loved every program on it, including yours, Robert. And then still in high school, I am still to this day, A HUGE COUNTER-CURRENTS NERD. I have to read every day. I have been to several Counter-Currents meetings in Philadelphia and met Greg Johnson. I just wish he would come back to Philadelphia or have some official frequent meetups. I was the only one to bring a girl to the meeting, my then-Chinese girlfriend. And she liked me even more for being a white nationalist!
But I believe in something called “Asian-Aryanism” for lack of a better term. When I first started college, I was an Asian Studies major. And to be honest, my sexuality awakened, and I am in love with Asian girls; Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Filipina. I really don’t like the word “Asian fetishism” because it sounds like a mental illness. I think “yellow fever” is a little softer and ok. But for a long time, I never liked, unfortunately, my own white girls. They were bitchy feminist, and crazy. I thought I didn’t meet the right ones, until I realized white girls in general are poisoned. I love F. Roger Devlin, and he explains the situation perfectly. Most of my guy friends all have Chinese girlfriends. White male Asian females. And I felt I belonged to that class of people, or where I felt some kind of harmony. I don’t realize there are problems with WMAF, but I have been writing about the situation and would like to elaborate on some kind of Asian Ayranism to make sense of white nationalists who love Asian culture.
Kids shows like Make it Pop and Bizarrevark are telling young kids to have yellow fever or Asian fetishism. Madison Hu is hot, and every time I see her, I want to bang her. There are even cartoons that are perverted about Asian-Aryanism, like Phineas and Ferb with Stacy, and Bravest Warriors, with Beth Tezuka, and even this new children’s cartoon called Kuu Kuu Harajuku, which is basically telling white girls and children that somehow, Japanese culture is dominant. Even the West Coast cartoon shows, like Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Bee and Puppy Cat, and an older show, My Life as a Teenage Robot, flirt with Japanese people and the aesthetic art style.
We have to ask, whatever vaporware is basically people wishing they lived in Japan in the 1980s and are anime characters. I love Stuff With People Like by Christian Lander. It’s a great book about the definition of white people. White people love Bangs and Plaid shirts, and they want Japanese girls and anime to do SWPL-like things, but not authentic Japanese stuff!
Also, Jamie Stewart and his band Xiu Xiu are an Asian Aryan band. This kind of semi Alt-right Neo-Folk with his fascination with queer culture and Asian girls. This guy loves Peter Sotos, and every band member is a hot Asian girl. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see them. The last Asian Ayran band I saw was Borisu, if that is a considerable option, the Japanese metal group. But yes, I think Xiu Xiu is THEE band that is a good representation of Asian Ayran music and this strange, west-coast fascination with the East. Even to some degree with Weezer and that Pinkerton album. River Cuomo is a good candidate for Asian Ayranism.
Also, I would like to mention Sandii and the Sunsetz, Yukihiro Takahashi of Yellow Music Orchestra, and Betsy & Chris. Hawaiian singers, very Okinawan style.
I also love Ganguro and Gyaru Japanese fashion. This is a style of fashion where Japanese girls try to look like black girls and have blonde hair and the etiquette of white girls. They are often porn actresses or prostitutes, and they brag about how they try to have sex with white men. Amazing stuff. Another Asian-Aryian theory. Half of Japanese porn will feature a girl from this subculture. Often, the island of Okinawa is a kind of misfit island and is where these hookers come from.
Imagine if they start sending people to Mars. Will they send all the Harvard graduates and their non-English-speaking Chinese girlfriends? I’m sure it would create a hapu new people and worship Yukio Mishima in secret, all angry that they got the body of their Chinese mom but lack the interest in getting into white culture. I understand the problems of someone who is of mixed race. But Asian-Ayranism takes pride in that, and hopefully, some harmony could be reached.
I can talk about the many Asian girlfriends I had and convince everyone that Asian is better than Whtie girlfriends. All the white girls are crazy, and their sex is evil, too.
Other hobbies include board games. I love Cosmic Encounter, and my favorite collectible card game is Netrunner. If you're into cyberpunk and vaporware, you should try out Netrunner. It’s by Richard Garfield, the same guy who did Magic: The Gathering, and the game is based around luck. Very fun. Garfield is another influence of mine. I have his book, Characteristics of Games, and it’s an amazing theory.
Interesting to note, some of Sam Hyde’s older videos talk about his liking for Asian women, and in his one goofy October 17th video, he says that “Chinese women” are the best kind of women to be with.
You can find me on YTMND and three Soundclouds. I will be writing a book soon, and it will be published on Lulu. Romance experimental stories. I got a Gab.Ai too, and I will post on it sometimes.
“Almond eyes, Baby face.” Book due out in late spring or summer of 2017. “Nana’s Song” was supposed to be published in Rachel Haywires’ Trigger Warning, but was never published and got lost in limbo. I will upload it to my blogspot.
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YTMND site:
http://ytmnd.com/users/pilleater
Music:
https://soundcloud.com/pizzadogstudios
https://soundcloud.com/kingtrode
Blog:
http://mineomayafanclub.blogspot.com/
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8N3aBSEFVQzRQGOyTz5HzQ
Also on Gab.Ai as pilleater.
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-pe
10-19-2016